October 14, 2014 [Gallery] Week Seven in College Football October 14, 2014/ Aaron Weiss These are the faces of a team that just beat Charleston Southern by one point. These are the faces of bad football players Please, I have to watch Kansas football. I'm already screaming in terror. This is like a real-life political cartoon illustrating the gap between the good and bad teams in the Big 10. Oh wait, I meant #B1G No! No hugging! I'm trying to hulk out over here man! Don't hug the hulk! Hey, when they start calling you "Dr. Mitch" on College Gameday every week, then you can call the shots. Until then, it's Dr. Bo! Yeah, I told my stylist I wanted late-era Diana Ross. The guy is a master with a crimping iron and a can of hair spray. If you need the power of the Almighty God above just to beat Florida, then you might be a really bad, albeit devout, football team. Speaking of nightmare fuel, how about Bret Bielema's play calling in the fourth quarter? Yikes. Are these kids rooting for cancer? Wow. Cancer hasn't been this cool since the days of Camel Cash! Hey kid. Wow, that looks bad. Probably should only play for another quarter or two. I don't know what's lamer, the facepaint or the Bud Light Platinum... okay, it's the Platinum. It's too bad limbo-by-force never really caught on. It added a lot of excitement and cracked vertebrae to the game. "Who's a good boy? Who's a good little boy?" "I am! It's me! I got the ball!" That is the most adorable little Wide Receivers coach!