October 21, 2014 [Gallery] Images from Week Eight in College Football October 21, 2014/ Aaron Weiss "Please, please, please, just don't do anything. At all." You'd think he's stiff-arming nobody, but there was a pretty strong breeze coming through. That's a good play, boy! Good enough to eat... Mmmmmmmm..." Apparently Southern Cal has a dog mascot named Yosemite. Yosemite National Park being located, of course, in Downtown Los Angeles. Davis Webb, that helmet is way too big for you. Ya look like Nubie from Little Giants. Or any player from Little Giants, for that matter. Okay guys, I know they're the Sun Devils and you want to have a cool hell-like atmosphere or whatever, but do you really need to have such an enormous smoke machine budget? "There there, Justin. Just have a seat and tell me all about how much it hurts when I sack you." Fun fact: Matthew McConaughey was born in Uvalde, TX, twice the home of the World Gliding Championships. Hang-gliding seems like an appropriately chill activity for Matthew to enjoy. Where's your Mormon messiah now, BYU?! Wait, is it still Jesus? Are you guys reppin' the J-Man, or is it some other white guy? Steve Young's a Mormon, is he your messiah? "I said I don't wanna play 'rocketship'! It scares me! Put me dooooooown!" The most undoable young man in the entire state of Oregon. Is he doing "the shocker" thing? Jesus, Dane Cook was born 2000-and-late. Florida football: Come because you think they're going to win, leave because they don't. After the game, Coach Richt took his players out for pizza. 14 players were arrested along the way, including Bret Bielema. The charge was for Grant Theft Pizza. "Good news everybody! I just wanted to let y'all know Oklahoma is just thiiiiiiiiis overrated!"