By Rixon Lane
In case you were hiding under a rock or in a deep-fried Oreo induced coma on Saturday, Connor Mitch took his first collegiate snaps against Furman.
His entrance onto the field drew the loudest ovation of the afternoon, but how did fans react to his play during the game?
Here is a close approximation.
Mitch pass complete to David Williams for 14 yards.
“OHMYGOSHITSHAPPENING!!!! IT. IS. HAPPENING!!! THE MITCH ERA IS FINALLY HERE! IT’S CONNORGEDDON!!”
Williams runs for 37 yards. Mitch runs in front as a lead blocker.
“14-0 next year!!! Mitch for Heisman!!! Clear your schedules for next January, we’re going to the natty!!!!”
Mitch sacked for a loss of 10.
“No problem, not the starters on the o-line…start printing the championship t-shirts!! I wear a shmedium!”
Mitch runs for a gain of 5.
“And he’s elusive! Connor Shaw 2.0!! Dual-threat quarterback is back to return the Gamecocks to the promised land!”
Mitch pass complete to Shamier Jeffery for 5 yards.
“Spreading the wealth! He loves democracy and freedom!! Heisman winner, NFL superstar, and future congressman!!”
Mitch pass incomplete for Williams.
“Haha! Look at him, ironically throwing incompletions! What a hoot!”
Mitch pass incomplete.
“Seriously, make him stop.”
Mitch called for delay of game.
“Lorenzo Nunez 2015!!!”