December 09, 2014 Images from Conference Championship Week December 09, 2014/ Aaron Weiss And to think, SMU actually WON this time. "Oh hell no, you ain't flyin' nowhere! The draft's not 'til April, and you still have to win us two more games!" When the guy in the cartoonish horse costume isn't the weirdest-looking person in the crowd, then you need to leave the stadium. It's like watching a bird preening while looking in a little mirror. Christ, even the guy in an elephant suit is getting laid more than me. I've never sunk lower in my life. I'm giving this a firm "no", though I like the use of glitter. Really makes the "TOAD" pop. Oh my god, WE GET IT. You don't ALL need to hold up friggin' signs telling us. Also? You're co-champs with TCU. Fit that on a sign. #RealFans Ah, the only solution to escape watching ACC Football: set fire to the entire stadium. Have fun trying to sleep tonight, kids! Swing and a miss, ECU secondary. This game was between two teams named the Huskies and the Falcons. Neither mascot has ever had involvement with cowboys, much less their hats. "Yeah yeah, I'll definitely remember you when I'm sleeping on my bed of money and whores! Totally!" "Ugh, such a pain, getting all this confetti out of my hair. Every year it seems like I have to clean this confetti off me. Sometimes even twice a year. Ugh, such a pain." Who ordered the large french fries, AM I RIGHT? GET IT? LOOK AT HIS HAIR. HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE FRENCH FRIES. LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM Alright, glove placement needs a little work, but you're getting there. One step at a time, big guy.